Manchester - 8th January 2011
As it turns out, there was a theme to my Christmas presents this year. Alongside the requested sewing machine, and a set of knitting needles, Santa slipped a copy of Nigella Lawson's seminal volume How to be a Domestic Goddess under the tree (not quite a sable, but a close second). Now I have no illusions of grandeur, and God forbid I should ever see myself as a 'goddess' (although I think I can certainly stretch to 'domestic') but for some reason this Christmas in our house was filled with cooking experimentation, to which I added my own little investigations in the form of a failed batch of Nigella's Christmas muffins (it turns out muffins + Aga do not agree) and also a jar full of Christmas Cranberry Curd.
As it turns out, there was a theme to my Christmas presents this year. Alongside the requested sewing machine, and a set of knitting needles, Santa slipped a copy of Nigella Lawson's seminal volume How to be a Domestic Goddess under the tree (not quite a sable, but a close second). Now I have no illusions of grandeur, and God forbid I should ever see myself as a 'goddess' (although I think I can certainly stretch to 'domestic') but for some reason this Christmas in our house was filled with cooking experimentation, to which I added my own little investigations in the form of a failed batch of Nigella's Christmas muffins (it turns out muffins + Aga do not agree) and also a jar full of Christmas Cranberry Curd.
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| A jar of Cranberry Curd, nom nom... |
And so to the experiment itself...
Recipe
Recipe
I spent much of December trawling the internet for macaroon tips and, being a cheapskate, recipes, and in my search found this gem of a website:
Luiseach it seems has set the bar high, having pulled off what is known in the business as the 'French' method. Like most things French, her method looks the simplest but, once the surface has been scratched, is hugely temperamental, suffering from intense mood swings. I, however, being less of a risk-taker (although still more adroit at lavender-lifting), opted to take a more laid-back, reliable, Italian route to macaroon perfection.
Ever keen to make my life a little easier (and in a Job-Centre-fuelled bid to save money by ruining as few batches as possible), I took the leap and bought myself a sugar thermometer in order to take on Syrup and Tang's 'Italian' recipe. Syrup thermometer arrived in the post, egg whites weighed and hand beaters at the ready, I set about making my unflavoured, pink-coloured macaroon shells.
The national Italian motto of enjoying life's three essential components to the full (namely food, sleep and sex), as well as an understanding that macaroon making is stressful at the best of times, means that the most traumatic experience of Syrup and Tang's Latin recipe was spilling half a bottle of red food colouring on my mother's new granite counter, followed at a distance by juggling the boiling of sugar syrup with the whisking of egg whites.
The actual mixing of the macaroon shells took less than 10 minutes, although preparations took considerably longer, as did 'piping' (or in my case 'spooning') and baking. I later found Syrup and Tang's helpful examination of oven types and how these affect the resultant macaroon. Sadly, having an Aga has meant that our regular oven is in fact a microwave oven, and as a result its heating filaments are at the top rather than the normal bottom or back of the oven. This has a rather substantial effect on the way the bottom of the biscuits (and therefore the feet) cook in comparison to their shells - basically, they don't cook fast enough in comparison with the rest of the macaroon. I will be remedying this next time!!
The Finished Product
Ever keen to make my life a little easier (and in a Job-Centre-fuelled bid to save money by ruining as few batches as possible), I took the leap and bought myself a sugar thermometer in order to take on Syrup and Tang's 'Italian' recipe. Syrup thermometer arrived in the post, egg whites weighed and hand beaters at the ready, I set about making my unflavoured, pink-coloured macaroon shells.
Baking
The national Italian motto of enjoying life's three essential components to the full (namely food, sleep and sex), as well as an understanding that macaroon making is stressful at the best of times, means that the most traumatic experience of Syrup and Tang's Latin recipe was spilling half a bottle of red food colouring on my mother's new granite counter, followed at a distance by juggling the boiling of sugar syrup with the whisking of egg whites.
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| Baking dans le microwave-oven. |
The Finished Product
Of course, there is a price to pay for a stress-free life - a denser, meatier macaroon - which is less than desirable for any macaroon perfectionists out there, but to my relatively unrefined palate, the resultant pink biscuits were spot on. They seemed to go down well with my taste-ees too!! For a fruit-flavoured macaroon, the cranberry curd provides a smooth and slightly tart balance to the chewy sweetness of the shells - just the cranberry:sugar ratio.
Also with regards to the final macaroons, you might notice they are rather lumpy, for which I believe over-heated syrup was partly responsible, and I know that my lost piping-bag nozzle should be blamed for the rest (requiring some nifty tea-spooning action). It also turns out that accidentally turning off the oven mid-way through baking à la Baking Batch 3 will result in 10 mini macaroon 'eruptions' (or as I like to call them, 'vomiting' shells).*
In the wake of Food-Colouring-gate, my mother has declared war on all of the well-loved food-colouring stuffs in the house of Farf. Having thrown away everything that looks like dye from our cupboards, I have been forbidden from bringing it into our kitchen again (under pain of paying for a new granite worktop). As a result, my macaroons from now until the foreseeable future must be in different shades of ivory to brown, which takes some of the fun out of the biscuit, but adds an extra dimension to the Flavour Challenge. I think I might need your help.
If you have any suggestions, let 'er rip in the comments!
Until next time...
If you have any suggestions, let 'er rip in the comments!
Until next time...
* Note to self - do NOT Google the word 'vomit' ever again. Not ever. No no no.


